Joke for the Day

Three couples drowned in a boat accident. They were lined up to see if St. Peter would let them in. Penny and her husband were first. St. Peter says to the husband, "I'm sorry I can't let you in. During your life you only cared about money. Why, you even married a woman named Penny!" Candy and her husband were next. "I'm sorry, I can't let you in either", says St. Peter says to the next guy. "While you were on earth, all you cared about was eating. You even married a woman named Candy!"After that, the third guy looks at his wife and says, "Well, it doesn't look too good for us, Fanny!"
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