TOP TEN CATHOLIC PICK UP LINES – 2005

They may or may not be the best way to win someone over, but they are certainly a conversation starter, and if delivered right, may even garner a good laugh.

1. Your eyes are the color of Mary’s mantle.
2. You have the voice of a seraphic angel. (During choir practice.)
3. Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.
4. Hi, my name is Mark Gibson. Maybe you know my dad Mel.
5. Excuse me; do you have a rosary I could borrow? (While praying outside an abortion clinic)
6. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Saints Alive? You could pass for Blessed Teresa Bracco's twin. (Pull out the picture you just happen to carry in your wallet. This saint is a gorgeous redhead. If she has dark hair – use St. Gemma instead – another beautiful saint.)
7. Do you believe in apparitions? I think I'm looking at one.
8. Do you need an escort to your car? Deacon ____ or Father ___ has assigned me to watch over you. (Following a late night retreat or conference.)
9. I think I lost my car. I can't seem to remember where I parked. (For the woman being escorted to her car.)
10. Do You have a devotion to St. Therese? (Practically every Catholic woman does.) She asked me to deliver this rose to you. (You surprise her with the beautiful long-stemmed rose you have hidden behind your back.)

~ Created by Jean
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