What Exactly is Marriage?
- Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents. - Eric Age 6
Proper Age to Get Married--Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife. - Bert, 5
When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone?-You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough money to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." - Allan, 10
What do People do on Dates?--Many daters just eat pork chops and French Fries and talk about love. - Craig, 9