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BASEBALL IN HEAVEN

Two buddies Bill and Everett were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.

Their entire adult lives, Bill and Everett discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.

One summer night, Bill passed away in his sleep after watching the St. Louis Cardinals victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Everett awoke to the sound of Bill's voice from beyond.

"Bill, Is that you?" Everett asked.

"Of course it's me," Bill replied.

"This is unbelievable!" Everett exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"

"Tell me the good news first."

"Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven, Everett."

"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"

"You're pitching tomorrow night."

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