Joke for the Day

An atheist was constantly resisting his Christian friends efforts to convert him and to get him believe in God, and be saved. One day the atheist was out in the woods when he was attacked and brought to the ground by a bear. As the bear towered over him, teeth bared, the atheist remembered his friends teachings. But he just could not call on God to save him. So he called out, “God, if you are there, change this bear in to a Christian”. For a moment the world went silent, all movement stopped, a bright light shone. Then the sounds of the forest start again. The atheist looks at the bear, the bear looks at the atheist, puts his paws together and says “Bless me, o Lord, for what I am about to receive ..."

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