Joke of the Day
Diagnosing Manic Depression
The psychology professor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A sports-minded young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "He's probably a basketball coach?"
The psychology professor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A sports-minded young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "He's probably a basketball coach?"
I was going to guess "a Penn State Football fan". I did plenty of pacing, screaming, and weeping the other night. But, thankfully, I was able to go to sleep contented. I'm sure that there are plenty of other circumstances (like the recent Instruction, or seminary visitation) that get's others screaming and weeping.
ReplyDeleteC'est la Guerre,
jimbob