Crazy Quotes or Lots of Lunancy

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle."
~ Hillary Clinton

"I have to confess that it's crossed my mind that you could not be a Republican and a Christian."
~ Hillary Clinton, Richmond Times-Dispatch, 1997

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
~ Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpeonaed documents

Hillary Clinton, speaking to wealthy donors in San Francisco who paid up to $10,000 to hear her:
"Many of you are well enough off that ... the tax cuts may have helped you," Sen. Clinton said. "We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

“We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society.”
~ Hillary Clinton

“give those heathen a little taste of hell.”
~ Hillary Clinton

"I have said that I'm not running and I'm having a great time being pres — being a first-term senator."
~ Hillary Clinton Addressing the National Press Club in Washington, D.C. 07/19/2001

"I'm not some Tammy Wynette standing by my man."
~ Hillary Clinton while being questioned about Bill's infidelity

“I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.”
~ Hillary Clinton

"There is a great deal of political pressure to only talk about abstinence, and to deny support for condoms and education on using them. This policy will lead to the unnecessary deaths of many people.”
~ Hillary Clinton

"You vote for me and I´ll give you family values. ... I promise you the most ethical administration in the history of our country."
~ Bill Clinton

"No wonder Americans hate politics when, year in and year out, they hear politicians make promises that won't come true because they don't even mean them - campaign fantasies that win elections but don't get nations moving again."
~ Bill Clinton during the 1992 election

"The other thing we have to do is to take seriously the role in this problem of...older men who prey on underage women... There are consequences to decisions and...one way or the other, people always wind up being held accountable."
~ Bill Clinton on teen pregnancy in 1996

"I think at core [Clinton's] an honest person. I think you can be an honest person and lie about any number of things."
~ Dan Rather

"I feel I would be better trained for it, more prepared."
~ Bill Clinton's response after Sept. 11th, 2001 when asked "Do you wish you were president now?"

"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy."
~Bill Clinton, looking at an Incan mummy at the National Geographic museum

"I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years."
~ Bill Clinton

"Who ARE these people?"
~ Al Gore asking who the busts of our Founding Fathers are at Monticello before the Inauguration

"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."
~ Al Gore

"I think the ethical standards established in this White House have been the highest in the history of the White House."
~ Al Gore, 1996

You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."
~Bill Clinton in 1993, Philadelphia

“The pro-life movement is having a negative impact on abortion. Sometimes women change their mind on the operating table and then we lose money! We have to run a cost-effective termination service. We have abortion on request now. It's what I believe and what I practice. A woman has a right to abort - whether it's to go on a skiing holiday or whether the fetus is disabled.”
~ Doctor John Parsons in an interview from Kings College Hospital, London. The Universe, March 1997