Friday, October 27, 2006

Hillary Humor

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton
indicated that she would not oppose efforts by Eliot Spitzer, the odds-on favorite to become the new governor, to enact a same-sex marriage law in New York.

I have one thing to say to New Yorkers:

(Sung to the tune of "She's too fat for me.")

"I don't want her, you can have her, she's too nuts for me,
I don't want her, you can have her, she's too weird for me."

"Take her, please, and keep her faraway from away from the Midwest." I wish Ralph Kramden were still around - he'd take her to the moon.


Hillary Fires Back

Responding to claims from her election opponent that she used to be ugly and had plastic surgery, Hillary Clinton said that she was "cute" in high school. But the only person who thought so was Mark Foley.


Spencer's Gaffe

Senator Hillary Clinton's election challenger, John Spencer, told a reporter that Mrs. Clinton must have received "millions of dollars" in plastic surgery. Of course that's ridiculous, because if it were true those doctors would have a heck of a malpractice suit on their hands.

Source for the last two posts: Jake's Comedy Corner