MORE WEEKEND HUMOR
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly Gates.
This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates.
What do I do?".
God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."
St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!"
"Who, the New Yorkers?".
"No, the Pearly Gates."
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At CCD class, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he were ill, and said. "Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded,
"I have a pain in my side."
"I think I'm going to have a wife."
This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates.
What do I do?".
God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."
St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!"
"Who, the New Yorkers?".
"No, the Pearly Gates."
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At CCD class, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he were ill, and said. "Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded,
"I have a pain in my side."
"I think I'm going to have a wife."
ha ha ha!
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