Midweek Humor for the Month of June

It's June and that means it's wedding season, so sit back and enjoy a little wedding/marriage humor.

A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do brides always wear white?"

The mom replied, "Because they're happy, dear."

Halfway through the wedding the girl whispered, "Mommy, if brides wear white because they're happy, then why do men wear black?"
***

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God that she had a problem.

"What's the problem, Eve?" He responded.

"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I am still so lonely."

God replied, "I have a solution for you, Eve. I shall create a man to keep you company."

Then Eve inquired, "What is a 'man', Lord?"

God explained, "A man is a flawed creature with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego, and an inability to listen. All in all, he'll make life more difficult, but, he will be bigger and more muscular than you, and therefore able to help out around the garden. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball around, and he will enjoy hunting."

"Okay, if that's the best you can do. I'll take him." replied Eve.

God replied,"Now, you can only have him under one condition."

"What is it, Lord?" asked Eve.

"You must let him believe that I created him first."

***
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?"

And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be awaiting me further?"

So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart. Goodbye and have a nice day.

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