Friday Political Humor
From Jay Leno:
The stock market was up 400 points today, or as the Democrats call it - terrible news.
Barack Obama said again today that he wants to raise taxes on the rich - that's provided by November anyone is still rich.
That seems to be the theme: In a speech today, Joe Biden said that paying higher taxes is patriotic. The Republican strategy on Joe Biden? Let him keep talking.
The Democratic-controlled Congress said they are going to adjourn for the rest of the year. They said regarding the financial crisis, no one knows what to do. Well, that's a ringing endorsement to re-elect them - "You're on your own! We're leaving."
From Craig Ferguson:
The Dow's going bananas . . . it's going up one day, down the next - it's like Sarah Palin's hair.
Tough blow for Barack Obama. Yesterday, a key Democratic fundraiser switched sides. She said Obama was too elitist. She is none other than Lady Lynn Forest de Rothschild. She's worth a gazillion dollars. That's it Obama - you've lost the people's vote.
H/T: Joan
The stock market was up 400 points today, or as the Democrats call it - terrible news.
Barack Obama said again today that he wants to raise taxes on the rich - that's provided by November anyone is still rich.
That seems to be the theme: In a speech today, Joe Biden said that paying higher taxes is patriotic. The Republican strategy on Joe Biden? Let him keep talking.
The Democratic-controlled Congress said they are going to adjourn for the rest of the year. They said regarding the financial crisis, no one knows what to do. Well, that's a ringing endorsement to re-elect them - "You're on your own! We're leaving."
From Craig Ferguson:
The Dow's going bananas . . . it's going up one day, down the next - it's like Sarah Palin's hair.
Tough blow for Barack Obama. Yesterday, a key Democratic fundraiser switched sides. She said Obama was too elitist. She is none other than Lady Lynn Forest de Rothschild. She's worth a gazillion dollars. That's it Obama - you've lost the people's vote.
H/T: Joan
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