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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an atheist?

Someone who rings your doorbell for absolutely no reason at all!


Thanks, Tanja!
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  1. Mary Martha3/24/08, 2:54 PM

    What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a member of the KKK?

    Someone who burns a question mark on your lawn.

    (told to me by my Unitarian friend)

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