Thursday, December 29, 2005

Best Late Night Jokes of the Month

Jay Leno

Howard Dean said that we can’t win in Iraq. And if anybody knows about not winning, it’s the Democrats.

The White House announced they sent out 1.4 million Christmas cards this year. When Bill Clinton was president, he sent out twice that number of cards. Of course, that was for Valentine’s Day.

Hillary Clinton visited President Bush last week in the White House. She was there measuring the drapes.

Iraqi officials have announced that they captured al Zarkawi and then accidentally let him go! They let a crazed killer go. We would never do that in America. Okay other than O.J. and Robert Blake.


Letterman

The sidewalk Santa’s are out. I was walking down the street today and I saw one. I threw some change into the kettle and he yells at me, "Thanks for ruining the soup!”

During this transit strike, New Yorkers are pitching in and helping each other out. In fact today over at Time Square the traffic was being directed by a giant ape.

King Kong” opens tonight. As a result the terror alert has been raised to banana.

This "King Kong” movie is huge. New York City doesn’t care about giant monkeys though. We got rats bigger than that!

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