Catholic Fire

Praying in Rome: Reflections on the Conclave and Electing Pope Francis  Written by: Timothy M. Dolan  eBook Price: $1.99

By Brandon Vogt .

~ Via The Lair of the Catholic Caveman.

This Catholic Apple spoof should bring a smile to your face. Very cleverly done! Check out the other funny videos on his YouTube channel . H/T: American Papist

Hillary Clinton asks who painted the image of Our Lady of Guadalupe! Check out Patrick Madrid's Caption Contest.

Bill Donohue wishes you a "Happy Holiday"... How do you like his Elvis impersonation?

The Synod of Bishops on the Bible heard an unusual suggestion Tuesday morning when a Hong Kong observer asked Pope Benedict to start up his own daily blog on Scripture. The Curt Jester has the story and had a little fun embellishing it.

Agnus Daily has posted a Voter's Guide for Nominal Catholics , which is very funny. H/T: The Curt Jester.

God is working in a powerful way in the pro-life movement through our daily prayers and sacrifices for those who are victims of the culture of death. Just reading Jill Stanek's blog today, I feel so encouraged by the little things that each one of us is doing through our daily efforts which reveal the importance of all of our combined efforts. In her post BornAliveTruth.org all over the news , she shares: I cannot even keep up with all the articles and news shows reporting on BornAliveTruth.org , Barack Obama's opposition to the IL Born Alive Infants Protection Act, our Gianna ad, and Obama's anti-Gianna ad. Thank you, Lord, for revealing the truth through your people. So many are deceived by the media bias and often believe the vicious lies that are promoted by the culture of death. In a second post, Jill posts on Lawsuit helps Google see light . Go read both posts and rejoice with me. Finally, be sure to stop by and read: Funniest hate mail ever . We have all received ri...

1. Morning and night Prayer prayed every day. 2. Before rejoining a game of Man Hunt, after being caught, you are required to pray a decade of the rosary for the souls in purgatory. 3. Daily Mass, Rosary, and Benediction. 4. You find the missing campers by the lake practicing the Salva Regina for nigh prayers. 5. The campers pick team names like Benedict's Six, Catholics on Patrol, The Kyrigma Kids, and The Perichoresis Pack. 6. Evening activity consists of a rousing game of "Conclave" where the campers take the role of cardinals and elect a Pope. 7. Calling another "Henry VIII, Zwingli, and Sister Joan" are the most server form of insult. 8. Charity is exemplified by choosing not the smack your opponent in the head with the dodge ball when another body part will suffice. 9. Virtues are a key component to the Camp. 10. You hear someone yell, "Last one there is a Martin Luther." Via Alive and Young.

I don't remember who it was that did this, though I think it was Pope John XXIII. A woman approached him at a wedding or some such event. The woman was very scantily clad with bosoms hanging out and a revealing dress. Popel Paul III handed her an apple. She asked, "Why are you giving me an apple?" He replied, "It wasn't until after Eve ate the apple that she realized she was naked!" Via Steve Ray's Blog. Thanks for sharing this, Esther!