The Hug
No moving parts, no batteries, No monthly payments, no fees, Inflation proof, nontaxable. In fact, it's quite relaxable. It can't be stolen, won't pollute; One size fits all, do not dillute. It uses little energy, But yields enormous results, Relieves tension and stress, Invigorates happiness. Combats depression, And the blues of recession. Corrects circulation without unpleasant side effects. It's the perfect drug. May I prescribe to one and all -- the hug? ~ Author Unknown