Midweek Humor for the Month of June
It's June and that means it's wedding season, so sit back and enjoy a little wedding/marriage humor. A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do brides always wear white?" The mom replied, "Because they're happy, dear." Halfway through the wedding the girl whispered, "Mommy, if brides wear white because they're happy, then why do men wear black?" *** One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God that she had a problem. "What's the problem, Eve?" He responded. "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I am still so lonely." God replied, "I have a solution for you, Eve. I shall create a man to keep you company." Then Eve inquired, "What is a 'man', Lord?" God explained, "A man is a flawed creature with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego, and an inability to listen. All in all, he'll make life m...