Catholic Fire

White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over "hope" and "change" were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode. Enjoy! H/T: American Catholic

H/T: The Lair of the Catholic Cavemen and Karen at Some Have Hats .

Top Ten Most Common Reasons for Voting for Barack Obama: 1. He's black. 2. He's cute. 3. He's young. 4. I won't have to work. 5. My bff likes him and so do I. 6. I like the way he dances with Ellen. 7. "Yes, I can." 8. "Change." 9. "Hope." 10. "The Chosen One." Mean IQ of Obama Voters: 78 Most Popular News Source: MTV ~ Poster courtesy of Red Cardigan.

1. Don’t wear T-Shirts or other paraphernalia in support of your candidate. However, you can copy the image on the left, apply glue to the reverse side of it, and then put it on your clothing, and the line will move faster. If you yell, "Yes we can!" or "Save us, Obama!" as loud as you can, you'll be out of there in no time at all! 2. Vote as early as you can -- most polling places open around 6PM, but in other states they open at 7PM. Don't forget the date to vote -- Tuesday, November 11. Mark it on your calendar now. 4. Make sure you register to vote as soon as you arrive. You won't be allowed to vote unless you are registered first. Don't carry any ID with you -- just say the secret acronym: HOPE = Helping O bama P retend he's E xciting. 5. Plan ahead. Make sure you know where the polling places are. This year they will be located at the abortion mill or the Planned Parenthood closest to your home. The pleasant friendly abortionists there wi...

Pick: FIREPROOF is an action-packed love story about a fire fighter, his wife, and a marriage worth saving. It is the third movie from Sherwood Pictures, the hope-filled, heartfelt moviemaking ministry of Sherwood Baptist Church that continues to touch the world from Albany, Georgia. Fireproof is a must-see! Both my dh and I enjoyed it immensely! It is a power-packed film on love, God, and marriage. It is filled with drama, suspense, laughter, love, and faith. It will touch your heart. Don't miss it! Read Leticia's complete review here. Esther shares some Catholic resources for fireproofing your marriage here. Pass: An American Carol is a satire on left-wing filmmaker Michael Malone from Airplane! writer/director David Zucker, who is planning to abolish the 4th of July when he is visited by the spirits of George Washington, John F. Kennedy, General George Patton and the Spirit of Christmas Future, who urge him to repent. I enjoyed a few laughs, but An American Carol contai...

Coming to theaters October 3rd... The American spirit is celebrated in the outrageous and totally irreverent comedy An American Carol from David Zucker, the master of questionable taste (Airplane!, The Naked Gun, Scary Movie 3 and 4). In An American Carol a cynical, Anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.