Some Midweek Humor
The Devil and the Pigs
One Sunday, the gospel was all about how the Lord cast out Satan and sent him into a herd of pigs. During the sermon, the priest asked some children, "And what lesson do we learn from this story?"Little Johnny raised his hand and jumped up. "We learn that Jesus was the first person to make deviled ham."
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A local priest joined a community service group, and the members thought they would have some fun with him. Under his name on the badge they printed "Hog Caller" as his occupation. Everyone made a big fanfare as the badge was presented. The priest responded by saying: "I usually am called the 'Shepherd of the Sheep'... but you know your people better than I do."
One Sunday, the gospel was all about how the Lord cast out Satan and sent him into a herd of pigs. During the sermon, the priest asked some children, "And what lesson do we learn from this story?"Little Johnny raised his hand and jumped up. "We learn that Jesus was the first person to make deviled ham."
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A local priest joined a community service group, and the members thought they would have some fun with him. Under his name on the badge they printed "Hog Caller" as his occupation. Everyone made a big fanfare as the badge was presented. The priest responded by saying: "I usually am called the 'Shepherd of the Sheep'... but you know your people better than I do."
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