Sunday, April 29, 2007

Bumper Stickers: Funny, Witty, & Wise

The Wise:

"God does not believe in atheists; therefore atheists do not exist."

"Forbidden fruit makes many jams."

"PETU - People for the Ethical Treatment of the Unborn"

"Women Unite! Defeat Roe!" (Rosie the Riveter is pictured.)

"Terrorists have killed 3000 Americans since 1990. Abortionists have killed 4000 Americans since Yesterday."

"Planned Parenthood is Really Planned Barrenhood."

"Avowed Celibate: How's that for diversity?"

"You do not have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body. - C.S. Lewis"

The Witty:

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

"I'D RATHER GO HUNTING WITH DICK CHENEY, THAN FOR A CAR RIDE WITH TED KENNEDY"

"Vote for Ted Kennedy 'A Blonde in Every Pond'"

"2008 - RUN HILLARY RUN" Democrats put it on the rear bumper. Republicans put it on the front bumper."

"ACLU - Fighting for your right to do things our way"

"Liberalism: Dysfunctional Intellectualism."

"Liberalism is a curable disease."

"Never mind the village: Where are the parents?"

The Funny:

"My child is an Honor Student at the State Correctional Facility."

"Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film."

"Official Brain Transplant Donor"

"That SUV makes you look fat."

"Work is for people who don't have Internet access.

If you are reading this, chances are you aren't paying attention to the road.

"Honk if you're ambivalent."

"If you can read this, you are too close or driving too fast. (Or maybe I am driving too slow. You decide.)"

"Your village just called - they're missing an idiot."

"We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile! You will be assimilated."

"Park elsewhere - stupidity is not a handicap."

"Heavily Medicated - For Your Safety"

"I used to live in the real world - but I got evicted."

"I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

4 comments:

Susan said...

"Your village just called - they're missing an idiot."

I recently noticed this bumper sticker on a car parked in the grocery store parking lot and immediately thought of Barack Obama.

Barb, sfo said...

Where can I get one of those "PETU" stickers? My husband would love to have one for his car!

Jean M. Heimann said...

Barb,

You can go here http://www.christianshirts.net/prolife2.php to order that bumper sticker.

I like that one, too.

Esther said...

What a great list!