Mother's Day Humor


A mother was scolding her four and five-year-old daughters for not picking up their clothes, which were strewn all over the bedroom floor.

"Who left all this underwear all over the floor?" she asked.

As innocently as an angel, one of the girls replied, "The Panty Fairy came and left us presents"!

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After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a worn out blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her tolerance grew thin. At last she put a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with severe warnings. While leaving the room, she overheard her three-year-old say with a shaky voice, "Who was 'that'?"

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An eight year old boy, taking part in his Catholic school play, forgot his lines. Fortunately, his mother was sitting in the front row to prompt him. She gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it did not help. Her son's memory went blank. Finally, she leaned forward and whispered the cue, "I am the light of the world." The boy beamed and with great feeling and in a loud clear voice said, "My mother is the light of the world."

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When Johnny had a new sister, he became envious of the attention she was getting. One day while his mother was nursing the baby, Johnny was getting unyielding about being on mom's lap. Mom wasn't able to deal with both children at that time and told Johnny to go wait for her. He then asked his mom: "Mommy, can you please put Clare back in your tummy now?"

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