Catholic Humor

I was in line to receive Communion one Sunday, when the cell phone of the woman ahead of me went off just as the priest was giving her a wafer. The woman stammered an apology as she fumbled with the phone, trying to turn it off. Without skipping a beat, the priest said, "Tell them we don't do takeout."

~ Jennifer Whitcomb, Fairfax, Va.

Via Spirit Daily.