Joke of the Day
A woman bought a dress she knew she couldn't afford.
"Why did you do it?" her husband asked.
"I just couldn't help it", she alibied. "The devil tempted me."
"Why didn't you say 'Get thee behind me Satan?' "
"I did. But he just leaned over my shoulder and whispered, 'My dear, it fits you beautifully in the back.' "
"Why did you do it?" her husband asked.
"I just couldn't help it", she alibied. "The devil tempted me."
"Why didn't you say 'Get thee behind me Satan?' "
"I did. But he just leaned over my shoulder and whispered, 'My dear, it fits you beautifully in the back.' "
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