Favorite Late Night Jokes
A lot of Democrats worry Judge Alito may be a threat to the endangered species list. Democrats have been worried about the endangered species list ever since they found they were all on it.
Senator Ted Kennedy announced that he and his dog Splash are writing a children’s book. Is Splash the best name for Ted Kennedy’s dog? Isn’t that a bit like Jack Abramoff naming his dog Bribe?
~ Jay Leno
During the senate judicial hearings today Senator Ted Kennedy mispronounced Judge Alito’s name calling him Aley-ito. Senator Kennedy later apologized saying, "Forgive me, I am sober.”
~ Conan
The birthday of Elvis is this weekend. He would have been 71. Elvis and I have a lot in common. We both performed here on the Ed Sullivan Theater, and rumor has it that we’re both still alive.
~ David Letterman
Senator Ted Kennedy announced that he and his dog Splash are writing a children’s book. Is Splash the best name for Ted Kennedy’s dog? Isn’t that a bit like Jack Abramoff naming his dog Bribe?
~ Jay Leno
During the senate judicial hearings today Senator Ted Kennedy mispronounced Judge Alito’s name calling him Aley-ito. Senator Kennedy later apologized saying, "Forgive me, I am sober.”
~ Conan
The birthday of Elvis is this weekend. He would have been 71. Elvis and I have a lot in common. We both performed here on the Ed Sullivan Theater, and rumor has it that we’re both still alive.
~ David Letterman
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