Joke of the Day
Profiting from Mistakes
"Is it proper for a man to profit from the mistakes of another?" a parishioner asked his priest.
"Definitely not," was the priest's answer.
"Are you absolutely certain?"
"Yes, my son, absolutely."
"Okay. In that case, I wonder if you'd mind returning that $125 I gave you for marrying me last year?"
Via Spirit Daily.
"Is it proper for a man to profit from the mistakes of another?" a parishioner asked his priest.
"Definitely not," was the priest's answer.
"Are you absolutely certain?"
"Yes, my son, absolutely."
"Okay. In that case, I wonder if you'd mind returning that $125 I gave you for marrying me last year?"
Via Spirit Daily.
Several years ago my aunt, in her late 70's, went to Confession. The kneelers had a switch under them so that once you knelt before the curtain, your body weight would click the light would on. There was a short in the light switch and the Confessional caught fire. You can imagine how much ribbing she took for that!
ReplyDeleteha ha ha. Thanks Jean. I needed something funny to start my day.
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